Paint and Bullets Online Poker Reference - Pocket cards, Hand names
There are many different names given to the 2 pocket cards that you are dealt in Hold'em and Stud. The reason behind the names can be obvious, obscure, or rude (Don't blame me I didn't make them up). Here are a few "Nick Names".If you don't know why they are called what they are, e-mail us. If there is a ? beside the name it means I don't know why it is called by that name. If you know one we don't or if you know a different variation send it in and if it isn't too rude, or odd we will include it.



        A-A    American Airlines, Bullets, Pocket Rockets

        K-K     Cowboys, King Kong, Horsemen

        Q-Q     Ladies, Dames, Double Date, Canadian Aces, Snow Shoes,
                        Siegfried and Roy (R),  Four tits (R),
           

        J-J      Fish Hooks, Dy no mite (JJ from TV show "Good Times")

        9-9      German Virgin (nein nein), Wayne Gretzky, Barbara Feldon (agent
                        99 on TV's "Get Smart")


        8-8      Snowmen, Fat Ladies, Dog Balls, Race tracks

        7-7      Sunset Strip (from television show "77 Sunset Strip"), Walking
                        Sticks, Hockey Sticks


        6-6      Route 66

        5-5      Speed Limit, Presto (if you win with this hand you are supposed to
                        yell "Presto")


        4-4      Sail Boats, Magnum

        3-3      Crabs ?  Forest (treys)

        2-2      Ducks (Deuces), Pocket Swans (because the curve of the swan's
                        neck looks like a 2 )


        A-K     Big Slick,  Machine gun (when accompanied by a 4-7 AK-47)

        A-Q     Big Chick, Mrs. Slick, Little Slick, (called Doyle Brunson by some
                        because he rarely plays it)


        A-J      Black Jack, Jack-ass, Ajax

        A-10   Johnny Moss, Book-ends They are on either end of a 10-A straight.

        A-8      Dead man's hand - The hand Wild Bill Hickok was holding when he
                        was gunned down).


        A-3      Ash tray

        K-Q     Royalty, Marriage (suited), Divorce (unsuited)

        K-J     Kojak, King John

        K-10   Katy - King Ten often abbreviated to K-T

        K-9     Canine, The Dog

        K-3      King Crab

        K-2     Steep Climb - K2 is the second peak of the Himalayan Karakorum
                        mountain range, and the 2nd tallest peak in the world. (So There)
        

        Q-J     Maverick

        Q-10   Q-tip

        Q-9     Quinine

        Q-7     Computer Hand - Q-7 was said was determined by a computer to be
                        the worst "playable" hand in poker (still a poor hand).

        
        Q-3
     Gay Waiter  (A queen with a tray (trey)) Also San Francisco bus-boy

        
J-K     (off suited) Bachelor's hand. DON'T ASK

        J-5      Motown, Jackson 5

        J-4      Flat tire  (What's a jack for?)

        
10-8    Golden Dan (Biblical reference, Daniel 10:8)? 

        10-4    Good Buddy, Over and out -both are CB radio talk.

        10-2    Doyle Brunson (The hand that Doyle Brunson seems to like using      
                        to win the WSOP Main Event).


        9-8      Oldsmobile (after the car of the same name)

        9-5      Dolly Parton - From her movie and Song, "9 to 5"
            

        9-2      Montana Banana ? Some say it is named after the bill that legalized
             gambling in Montana.


        7-10    Split - a 10 pin bowling term 7-10 split

        7-6      Union Oil (Union 76 oil company),

        7-2      The Hammer (I can only assume it is sarcasm) It is the worst
                        starting hand.

        
6-9       Big Lick, Dinner for two, Prom Night (if suited)

        6-3       Blocky?

        
5-10     Woolworths (five and dime)

        5-7       Heinz - Heinz 57 varieties

        4-5       Jesse James, Colt (after the Colt 45 revolver)

        
4c-4s    Darth Vader (dark fours)

        3-A      Baskin-Robbins -Baskin Robbins slogan was 31 flavours.


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